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Chamelon

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« on: May 01, 2007, 10:36:35 pm »

It's safe to say what I'm going to be doing all day. Just found this.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/


EDIT: it's worth mentioning that when I typed "meet an..." the auto-complete gave me two choices:

1) inmate

2) orangutan


 :?
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2007, 03:21:44 am »

Get this to Sindri.  Now.
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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2007, 06:19:05 am »

Dammit, Cham.  I had a paper due on monday.

Clearly that isn't going to get done.
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2007, 07:07:38 am »

Quote from: "Saeraphim"
Get this to Sindri.  Now.


Why me? :(  I am in need of neither an inmate nor an orangutan.  However, I could use some bonobos.
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2007, 08:49:45 am »

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/brandieford-8969.htm

One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong.

And this "Meet an Orangutan" quiz is bullshit. The answers are right fucking there. No wonder kids today are so stupid:

http://www.timeforkids.com/TFK/class/pdfs/2005F/051028_ns2.pdf
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2007, 09:10:23 am »

Ok, I would seriously consider writing this girl:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/elisabeth-9960.htm

Except that I can't pull up her TDCJ info, so I don't know what she's in for (theft would be better than say, murder). And even if I wanted to write her, without her TDCJ number, it apparently won't get to her.

What to do?
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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2007, 09:18:04 am »

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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2007, 09:19:38 am »

Quote from: "Chamelon"
Ok, I would seriously consider writing this girl:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/elisabeth-9960.htm

Except that I can't pull up her TDCJ info, so I don't know what she's in for (theft would be better than say, murder). And even if I wanted to write her, without her TDCJ number, it apparently won't get to her.

What to do?



DUI resulting in death I'd wager.


oh wait.... 3rd post down:
http://tinyurl.com/2g8a9f
(using tinyurl because it's a damned google cache link)
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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2007, 09:21:30 am »

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What to do?


"I'm a doctor, will you write me desperate prison girl?"

Cham, this is all I have to say to you:
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« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2007, 09:35:42 am »

I have to go with Srindi on this, Cham.  Either way, the chances of you having to deal with surprise buttseks are too high when dealing with inmates of either sex.  Not that everyone is anti-buttseks, it's just that most straight men aren't interested in catching, and if they are, at least there should be some L&W - Lube and Warning.
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« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2007, 09:36:43 am »

Cham's into pegging, obviously.
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« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2007, 09:37:39 am »

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Cham's into pegging, obviously.


He likes his rectal exams with a personal touch.
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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2007, 09:39:30 am »

Its ok Cham... I'll protect ya... or at least make sure you only go to the highest bidder and his group of buddies.
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« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2007, 09:42:08 am »

In my book nothing says "I love you" like a good old fashion fisting. However if you can find a girl who let you give her a Alabama Hot Pocket you got yourself a real winner there.
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« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2007, 10:15:43 am »

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.... a Alabama Hot Pocket ....


    
From UrbanDictionary:
A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a linement such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful suprise.

I have to say that pretty much sums up my attitude towards women.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand. I sent an email to the webmaster, asking if he can find her TCDJ number or more information on her. Kudos to Sherlock Oct for finding out her crime. I consider Vehicular Manslaughter "acceptable" in my book, mostly because it seems to be a crime of omission (good judgment) rather than a malicious act. It's also clearly not something deeply ingrained in her personality, like drug addiction or pathological lying.

And if you amateur sleuths can dig up anymore info on her before I can, then I'll be happy to post any letters I receive from her on here.

Here's a good starting point, although I've been striking out on it.
http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/offender_information.htm
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