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Some help for the ladies of OTB!
« on: March 13, 2008, 07:37:30 am »

In light of some of our OTB ladies' confusion on their role in society, I have decided to post some tips to help you all out.  I understand that being a woman automatically disadvantages you in life and I am here to help!!  These tips should help you all succeed at your one true purpose in life...being a better wife.  No need for thanks, just knowing that I may have helped even one of you better understand your role in a relationship is all the thanks I need!

    How to be the Perfect Wife.
   
GET YOUR WORK DONE
    Plan your tasks with an eye on the clock. Finish or interrupt them an hour before he is expected. Your anguished cry, "Are you home already?" is not exactly a warm welcome.

HAVE DINNER READY
    Plan ahead, even the night before to have a delicious meal, on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.

PREPARE YOURSELF
    Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. This will also make you happy to see him instead of too tired to care. Turn off the worry and be glad to be alive and grateful for the man who is going to walk in. While you are resting you can be thinking about your Fascinating Womanhood assignment and all you can do to make him happy and give his spirits a lift. When you arise, take care of your appearance. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

CLEAR AWAY THE CLUTTER
    Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. in a bucket or wastebasket and put them in the back bedroom for sorting later. Then run a dustcloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order and it will give you a lift too. Having the house in order is another way of letting him know that you care and have planned for this homecoming.

PREPARE THE CHILDREN
    Take just a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small) comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them look the part.

MINIMIZE ALL NOISE
    Especially give heed to this if your husband has to join rush hour traffic. At the time of his arrival eliminate noise of washer, dryer, dishwasher or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet at the time of their father's arrival. Let them be a little noisy beforehand to get it out of their system.

BE HAPPY TO SEE HIM
    Greet him with a warm smile and act glad to see him. Tell him that it is good to have him home. This may make his day worthwhile. If there is any romance left in you, he needs it now.

SOME DON'TS

    * Don't greet him with problems and complaints. Solve the problems you can before he gets home and save those you must discuss with him until later in the evening.
    * Also, don't complain if he is late for dinner. Count this as a minor problem when compared with what he might have gone through that day.
    * Don't allow the children to rush at him with problems or requests. Allow them to briefly greet their father but save demands for later.

MAKE HIM COMFORTABLE
    Have him lean back into a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to massage his neck and shoulders and take off his shoes. Don't insist on this however. Turn on music if it is one of his pleasures. Speak in a soft, soothing, pleasant voice. Allow him to relax - to unwind.

LISTEN TO HIM
    You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first, then he will be a more responsive listener later.

MAKE THE EVENING HIS
    Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and to relax. If he is cross or irritable, never fight back. Again, try to understand his world of strain.

THE GOAL
    Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit. Then add to this the application of all the principles of Fascinating Womanhood and your husband will want to come home. He will rather be with you than with anyone else in the world and will spend whatever time he can possibly spare with you. Try living all of these rules for his homecoming and see what happens. This is the way to bring a man home to your side, not by pressure, persuasion or moral obligation.


This was taken from Helen B. Andelin's Fascinating Womanhood, published by Pacific Press in 1965. The course was designed to teach women how to be happy in marriage and is even more relevant in these trying times.
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Re: Some help for the ladies of OTB!
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2008, 08:14:40 am »

GET YOUR WORK DONE
Plan your tasks with an eye on the clock.

I read that first time as "Plan your tasks with an eye on the cock" No joke.

Also very good post, It's good to keep others informed, especially the women because they don't always know whats going on at any given time.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2008, 08:16:48 am by Metazare »
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Re: Some help for the ladies of OTB!
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2008, 08:21:34 am »


If there were not people out there in the world that sill believe this crap I would laugh alot more at it.

I think if you really wanted to prove your point Thayne you should take the time to update this for a modern context.

Don't be a lazy man jerk!

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Re: Some help for the ladies of OTB!
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2008, 08:29:46 am »



(directed at the thread as a whole)
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Re: Some help for the ladies of OTB!
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2008, 08:31:29 am »

If there were not people out there in the world that sill believe this crap I would laugh alot more at it.

I think if you really wanted to prove your point Thayne you should take the time to update this for a modern context.

Don't be a lazy man jerk!



So I should have included something about women sucking at video games?
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Re: Some help for the ladies of OTB!
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2008, 08:32:14 am »

The stay at home mom is the most important role you can play in not only your life, but the life of your children.
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Re: Some help for the ladies of OTB!
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2008, 08:32:46 am »

Thayne, chicks aren't with it enough these days to perform any of these tasks. Really, you're just making matters worse by pointing out their cultural de-evolution into the social equivalent of nice looking silk plant arrangements.
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Re: Some help for the ladies of OTB!
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2008, 08:46:11 am »



I think Thayne must be bored or something.



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Re: Some help for the ladies of OTB!
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 08:59:42 am »

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Re: Some help for the ladies of OTB!
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 09:03:43 am »



This made me laugh really hard, thanks Deener!!

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Re: Some help for the ladies of OTB!
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2008, 09:06:01 am »

If there were not people out there in the world that sill believe this crap I would laugh alot more at it.

I'd rather not use the terrible forum mechanic but...

^^ This ^^

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Re: Some help for the ladies of OTB!
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2008, 09:09:26 am »

If there were not people out there in the world that sill believe this crap I would laugh alot more at it.


I'd like to introduce you to some Muslim men I know, Adara. You'll be chuckling until the cows come home!
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Re: Some help for the ladies of OTB!
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2008, 09:12:56 am »


/shakes fist at Thayne

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Re: Some help for the ladies of OTB!
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2008, 09:16:30 am »

Shake that fist all you want...as long as it is from the confines of your cozy kitchen!
 

Just don't get so flustered that you burn Syl's Chicken Pot Pie!
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Re: Some help for the ladies of OTB!
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2008, 09:18:32 am »

LOL

Your such an ass and I mean that with lots of love and poisoned baked goods.

 ;D
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